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Don't be mad, just drink some coffee. We get it—it's Monday and someone scheduled a Zoom call at 8 am. First of all, how dare they! Second, do you want cream and sugar with your coffee?

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Features

 
Your Choice of Variety or Dark Roast 3 Pack:
 
Variety Roast
Sloth Dispelling Breakfast Blend
Sloth, noun. a: disinclination to action or labor. b: spiritual apathy and inactivity. Good morning sunshine! If you got any sloth with that bed head, you're in luck. We have a cure! Now get out there and do something. 
 
  • Our medium roasted breakfast blend will bring you joy with a smooth body, a nutty character and a balanced finish.
 
Package Size:  12 oz.
 
Guatemala // Chiquimula, La Perla Negra // Washed Whole Bean Coffee
Region: Chiquimula, La Perla Negra Collectivo
 
  • Process: Washed
  • Altitude: 1200-1500masl
  • Flavor Notes: Chocolate, Nutty
  • Light-Medium Roast
 
From our Importer Caravela:
 
La Perla Negra coffee, or "The Black Pearl" is a blend of coffees produced in the mountains of Chiquimula and Zacapa. They are blended together as these coffees have similar pretiles and characteristics. The department of Chiquimula is coloquially known as La Perla de Oriente due to its beautiful landscapes and architecture as well as the beauty of the people who live there. Chiquimula is known for being the cradle of art and artists as many of Guatemala's best poets, writers, singers, musicians come from there. Esquipulas is a municipality located inside this department and is known for its Black Christ, a wooden image of Christ now housed in the Cathedral Basílica of Esquipulas. For this reason, this coffee is named Perla Negra.
 
The work between Caravela and producers responsible for Perla Negra started as a result of many cupping sessions to determine the perfect balance between the sweetness of chocolate, panela and yellow fruit acidity found in this full bodied coffee.
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Package Size:  12 oz.
 
Colombia // San Agustin // Washed whole bean coffee
  • Region: San Agustin, Huila
  • Process: Washed
  • Altitude: 1650-1800masl
  • Flavor Notes: Dark Chocolate, Caramel, Orange
  • A washed process coffee grown at 1650-1800 meters above sea level. This coffee boasts notes of orange citrus, rounded out by dark chocolate and caramel.
  • Light-Medium Roast
 
Package Size:  12 oz.
 
OR
 
Dark Roast
Dark Night of the Soul Blend
It's been a dark night. A very long dark night (St. John of the Cross thought so). But never fear, this dark roast blend will help awaken you to the dawn of a glorious new day.
 
Package Size:  12 oz.
 
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Legal Disclaimer: Statements regarding dietary supplements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.

Specs

Roasted to order
Best By: 06/30/2021
 
In the Box:
Variety Includes:
  • 1 -  Sloth Dispelling Breakfast Blend
  • 1 -  Guatemala // Chiquimula, La Perla Negra // Washed  whole Bean coffee
  • 1 -  Colombia // San Agustin // Washed whole bean coffee
 
OR
 
Dark Roast Includes:
  • 3 -  Dark Night of the Soul Blend

Specs

Roasted to order
Best By: 06/30/2021
 
In the Box:
Variety Includes:
  • 1 -  Sloth Dispelling Breakfast Blend
  • 1 -  Guatemala // Chiquimula, La Perla Negra // Washed  whole Bean coffee
  • 1 -  Colombia // San Agustin // Washed whole bean coffee
 
OR
 
Dark Roast Includes:
  • 3 -  Dark Night of the Soul Blend

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 61% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Mad Priest Whole Bean Coffee
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